Everyone Is Making Jokes About The Upcoming Yale-Duke Matchup

18.03.2016 03:06

So it's happening: The two most hated schools in the NCAA Tournament are going to face off on Saturday. No. 4 Duke vs. No. 12 Yale. Will the basketball be good? Probably not. Will the game be close? Almost certainly no.

But were the Twitter jokes of decent quality in the hours after the matchup was finalized? Most definitely.

Yale vs Duke in one picture pic.twitter.com/8TyEU2uyQf
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 17, 2016

Should Duke-Yale end in a tie, following will decide winner
1. BMW sprint to nearest J Crew
2. Windsor knot race
3. Sudden death chess match
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) March 17, 2016

Looking forward to Duke vs. Yale, about time something good happened in life for those two groups of kids
— Kmarko (@Kmarkobarstool) March 17, 2016

Yale vs Duke preview pic.twitter.com/4O8zViD25E
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) March 17, 2016

Yale-Duke: someone has to lose.
— Barry Petchesky (@barryap1) March 17, 2016

I'm here for the SAT stuntin' that's about to go on for Yale v Duke
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) March 17, 2016

Can’t wait for Yale vs. Duke on Saturday… pic.twitter.com/A85yBGOyPm
— Matt Glenesk (@MattGlenesk) March 17, 2016

Average net worth of the Yale-Duke crowd on Saturday might be higher than the GDP of some small countries.
— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) March 17, 2016

Duke vs Yale in the 2nd round for the title of Young Men Who Just Can't Catch a Break.
— Wendy Thurm (@hangingsliders) March 17, 2016

Yale vs Duke? Gosh, I don't know who to root for! pic.twitter.com/AspKcpy17y
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 17, 2016

Yale-Duke will be our greatest test as a nation.
— Caitlin Kelly (@caitlin__kelly) March 17, 2016

YOU HAVE TO ROOT FOR US NOW, AMERICA

cheers,
duke
— Devin Gordon (@Devingo913) March 17, 2016

Duke vs Yale sneak preview pic.twitter.com/UulNzJpOzi
— Bay Area Sports Guy (@BASportsGuy) March 17, 2016

finally those hardscrabble yale kids caught a break
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) March 17, 2016

Who's fired up about #Yale vs #Duke? These guys, I'm guessing. pic.twitter.com/brr6IRf2hV
— Steve Gorman SPORTS! (@SGSFOX) March 17, 2016

Dave Matthews Band is playing at halftime of Yale-Duke.
— OHB (@ohholybutt) March 17, 2016

Getting ready for Yale-Duke like pic.twitter.com/1ce6XwM3vn
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) March 17, 2016

duke makes yale feel like freaknik
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) March 17, 2016

Duke vs .Yale crowd on Saturday pic.twitter.com/IgPlB9FzDs
— Dave Tucker (@TestudoDave) March 17, 2016

Preview of Duke/Yale. pic.twitter.com/zSNmbo76u4
— Matt Schick (@ESPN_Schick) March 17, 2016

Duke vs Yale: So many boat shoes
— Kerith Burke (@KerithBurke) March 17, 2016

You can make all the Duke and Yale jokes you want, but leave boat shoes out of this.
— DeAntae Prince (@DeAntae) March 17, 2016

the crowd to expect for yale vs. duke https://t.co/aWjT5HruOy
— Khalassi (@rawan) March 17, 2016

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