Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There’s More to Life Than Infancy

BABY NAMES
Matilda
Archibald
Benjamin
Katherine
Theodore

CHILDHOOD NICKNAMES
Tilly
Archie
Benji
Kat
Teddy

NAMES FOR A JOB INTERVIEW
Maddie
Arch
Ben
Kate
Ted

NAMES FOR A REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
Madison
Ash
Benny
K
Spyder

PEN NAMES
M. K.
A. W.
B. R. R.
K-C
T

WRONG NAMES CALLED OUT BY A BARISTA
Melinda
Arnold
Ken
Cameron
Todd

NAMES TO USE WHEN ORDERING AT A COFFEE SHOP TO AVOID THE BARISTA CALLING OUT THE WRONG NAME
Emily
Ben
Ben
Emily
Ben

NAMES ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL BIRDING ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA REGISTRY
Matilda
Archibald
Benjamin S. Keymore, Associate Member, Expert Trail Guide, Golden Feather Recipient 2021
Katherine
Theodore

NAMES FOR PARENTHOOD
Mrs. M
Mr. A
Mr. Ben
Caroline’s Mom
Sir

DISPARAGING TRUMP NICKNAMES
Messy Matilda
Low Ratings Archibald
Basement Benji
Crazy Kathy
Mr. Magoo

STAGE NAMES FOR AN ENIGMATIC INDIE ARTIST
Maatildeé
The Artist Currently Known as Archibald
Ben on the Moon
Katherine the Great
100 More Dalmations

FIGHTER PILOT CALL SIGNS
Grey-Goose
Yosemite
Tic-Tac
Thunder
Bonsai

LUCHA LIBRE WRESTLER RING NAMES
Matia, Ella Que Rompe Cabezas
Arbaldiño
BENJAMÍN EL ASESINO
La Loca
El Oso De Peluche

GENOVESE CRIME FAMILY NICKNAMES
Maddy Mincemeat
Archie the Plumber
Benny Bluebills
Kitty Cat
Teddy Twenty-Twists

BEN AND JERRY’S SIGNATURE ICE CREAM FLAVORS
Matildouble Chocolate Brownie Batter
Black Ar-Cherry Chunk
Benjamint Chip
Cotton Kathy
Teddy Graham Crumble

PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSIN NAMES
Matilda Roan Swift
Archibald Clive Rooney
Benjamin Colten Keith
Katherine Eliza Ratner
Theodore Edgar Sampson

EPONYMOUS NEWLY DISCOVERED SPECIES NAMES
Canis matildes
Picumnus archibaldensis
Ovis benjaminae
Lumbricus kaeso
Scombridae theodes

SERIAL KILLER ALIASES
The Butcher of Boston
The Schenectady Slasher
The Columbus Constrictor
The Long Island Lunatic
The Gadsden Gorer

WITNESS PROTECTION COVER NAMES
Courtney Potts
Brendan Dionne
Nicholas Vanderbilt
Simone Caulfield
Daniel Lee-Martins