
Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores
James Joyce: “Maaaaaam, oh, maaaaaaaaa…”
Albert Camus (to a concerned Big Lots manager): “Lost maman in home goods today. Or maybe it was yesterday.”
George Orwell: “Mom, The Party is holding me at checkout for thoughtcrime (throwing hangers at store security cameras).”
Herman Melville (to Costco employee): “When we find her, please don’t tell mom I said she’s my white whale.”
Emily Dickinson (scribbled on an old receipt and hidden under a dressing room bench):
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