Olympic Gymnast or Me, a Middle-Aged Woman?
1. I’ve put this body through a lot.
2. I’ve done the same routine over and over for years.
3. I wear a nerdy windbreaker.
4. One of my most important goals is getting as much gold as possible.
5. People suspect I’m a different age than I say I am, but no one’s been able to prove it.
6. It takes a lot of product and an almost bizarre number of pins to keep my hair where I want it.
7. At this point, I’m pretty unabashed about picking my wedgie.