Chat log from R22 of 2024: Sydney vs Collingwood

Yelse: who is VC C for everyone thinking xeri into bont but bont
naicosfan: evening all, bit nervous, huge game. vc on xerri into sinclair yelse
pluggerpig: Gulden VC.. swans back on track tonight
thommoae: Horse wave a magic wand, pluggerpig?
Apachecats: Xerri to Bont Yelse ,but very tempted by Gulden.
Yelse: thinking of who to bring in neale or sinclair even thinking of next 2 weeks
Apachecats: Already said they’re going to tag Neale.
bhg26: Im afraid
Yelse: thanks @apachecats prob makes my decision easier
Apachecats: Glad you’re still with us bhg ,was worried.
Yelse: I m one behind in my tips 2K the winner do i go safe and tip swans as certain they will tip them and risk another tip?
Apachecats: Gone Swans by 27.
bhg26: Swans are just testing my faith apache
frenzy: chaps
navy_blues: evening all
Noxious: Evening Gents
bhg26: Blow the siren
beerent11: C on naicos
circle52: Evening all – Thinking Sheezel/Neale into Bont
pluggerpig: swans dropoff has been mostly mental so one good quarter is all it might take
Apachecats: hope you meant V beer.
beerent11: Also maybe the rest of the comp figured out how to play them plug.
beerent11: Was joking apache. Xerri into Bont like every other man and his dog.
riolisbong: hopefully a good friday night game tonight
Raspel31: Very happy with the v on Gulden- even happier whan he rouches the ball.
pluggerpig: you cant just figure out how to play a team and go up 71-0. swans have been pathetic, skills and pressure.
Noxious: Bet you feel a bit better after this start bhg
Pavs: Swans wi in a th the fast start. Are we in a parallel universe
Noxious: Who’s tagging Gulden? Can’t see on mobile
pluggerpig: sidebum tagging errol
circle52: Cant believe I want a Pies win but hoping for a good game.
Apachecats: Side Steelebottom tagging Gulden noxious.
naicosfan: sidebottom apparently, i dont see it tho
beerent11: Excellent point plug. Didn?t think of that.
Noxious: Cheers plugger
naicosfan: haha nick blakey u flog
navy_blues: lol here we go
Kermit: Kermit the Frog here with a Muppet News Flash: the Lizard just turned into a muppet.
soup: Haha what a joke
Pavs: Blakey can’t be accused of being a thinker
Ninty: Lol what an idiot
Apachecats: Glad Blakey didn’t lose much SC cos of that.What a muppet though.
bhg26: Its like we lose brain function when we try kick it in our defence
bhg26: Outrageous that man was ever sub when hes fully fit
Dredd: Warner had 3 chances to give it to Roberts and turned it over each time.. toss
bhg26: Didnt turn it over once dredd
Pavs: Prefer to see Parker on the ball though.
Dredd: True, just missed his disposal each time.. 4th one hit and then was a turnover.. Roberts was the right option
clay007: Lots of points for Warner’s fumbly handballs
original: How will fly give daicos 5 votes tonight wow this will be good
bhg26: Still didnt turn it over i win!
Dredd: I just want another 160 from Roberts bhg.. please
bhg26: Given recent form hes every chance dredd
Dredd: No if Warner is gonna ignore him and instead fumble handballs…
Kidult: First time I’ve seen McStay, he any good?
Raspel31: Sysebum is a very naughty boy
bhg26: Hes on track dredd
clay007: How is Warner on 20 pts. How many metres gained has he got?
circle52: Not a good SC start only have 3 Naicos, Gulden and Heeney
StuL: Naicos and Heeney and Swans no good
Pavs: clay 52
Ash777: most teams have those 3
Raspel31: Same circle, sigh.
clay007: Chad Warner-2 kicks, 2 hbs, no tackles, 52m gained, 19 points. Bontemsmelly like scoring
clay007: Thanks pavs
clay007: Warner on 10 fantasy points on AFL website. More accurate. My oppo has him, so want him to play like flower
Raspel31: Being British I find this yagging business rather rude and invasive.
soup: Crazy what happens when Errol actually plays on an opponent
bhg26: Seriously how the fuck was parker ever sub
Dredd: The one player I wish was a Brisbane player.. L.Parker.. gun
clay007: Good point soup. Will Brissy put a good player on Hogan? How will he go then?
TheOnyas: onya Coxy
Ash777: parker a tall forward crazy
Dredd: Hogan will have a field day on Joyce.. worried I am
Ninty: Gulden VC working well
clay007: Can they play Andrews on him Dredd?
beerent11: What a luxury to bring L Parker in at this point of the season as an extra fwd.
bhg26: What an outrageous non throw call against sidebottom
Dredd: We always want Andrews playing on the 2nd fiddle so he can come off and intercept.. hence why Payne is so important..
circle52: Joyce as a lot better in his last game Dredd.
beerent11: Love this scoring grundfos
bhg26: Warners finally got his confident up and hes on the bench
Dredd: Swans game? Unfortunately missed it so ive got no opinion there circle.. Hogan would kill him
Gotigres: Luckily I have Gulden as a POD this week.
Dredd: could*
beerent11: Nice easy possy for Chad. That?s what he loves.
clay007: Rowbottom elevated himself to elite this year. Great player.
beerent11: It?s all heart rate and gps numbers these days bhg.
bhg26: Hes been like this every year clay, 3rd in our bnf last year
clay007: He is more dangerous and effective this year bhg.
soup: Naicos scoring a pisstake
bhg26: Annoying to watch beer, god forbid someone has a purple patch
bhg26: Another level yeah clay but has been the key to our mids since he went in
bhg26: All the swans mids reckon hes the most important mid
beerent11: It?s a sports scientist league.
clay007: He would look better in a Collingwood jersey Bhg. Schultz would look good in swans top. Straight swap
Ash777: I wonder if they have stamina bars like in games :p
DANGERous: come on Errol get a touch
riolisbong: good boy gulden, keep shtting the bed lad!
Dredd: How many times will Roberts get ignored? Simple handball to him and went for the longer one.. turnover.. ffs swans
beerent11: Cox in the air. Everybody!
bhg26: Think we will decline that offer clay
LuvIt74: Anyone have the VC on Naicos?
clay007: lol bhg. Fair enough too!
beerent11: Nice get around the swear rules Rioli. Haven?t seen that one.
Gotigres: I’ve had enough of Naicos, Heeney and Gulden, so after I finish my large Singha I’m going to happy hour for $5 daiquirir
beerent11: Got the c on him luvit.
Yelse: didn’t realise siddey has that much of a tank to run with gulden
Ash777: why have Naicos vc when Sheezel is playing wce
beerent11: You in Thailand gotigres?
LuvIt74: Swans looked unbeatable & looked as though they would win the flag for sure but i cannot see the swans even make the GF
Noxious: Hey bhg you guys have outscored last week sydney already so that’s a positive
Getup: Umpires loving the red n white tonight keep going pies
beerent11: Reckon x is the better vc v wc.
bhg26: What happened last week noxious
Gotigres: yes beer. Only for 6 more weeks here
soup: Why the fk do three of my finals opponents have Roberts, this is a joke
beerent11: Enjoy bro.
LuvIt74: I have Sheezel as VC also but was curious if anyone put the VC on Naicos
bhg26: Chad Warner now has 2 more bounces than Brisbane
DaMeatloaf: I have no idea why teams don?t use a run with bloke on Gulden for 80% of each quarter
DaMeatloaf: Why do they need a massive tank if they let him go for 5 mins a quarter while the tagger has a rest
beerent11: Cool story bhg.
Gotigres: Cheers beerent mate.
Dredd: Dont need to bounce the ball to win games bhg xx
bhg26: Still won more than you dredd, dont know how much longer that’ll last
Noxious: My bad bhg I forgot you guys had the bye last week
Getup: That’s bullshower how that wasn’t holding the ball against mcartin but holding the ball against frampton
Dredd: And yet you arent the flag favourites anymore.. flags arent won in June as your mob are finding out
Getup: Finally a htb flower sake
Ash777: didn’t really look like a tackle
bhg26: I think the second half of my sentence supports your statement dredd
Apachecats: Swans have lost confidence in themselves.
Getup: Shut up dredd
Number 8: Nick Daicos too easily tagged. A fantasy conundrum.
Dredd: Go back to crying about the umps Getup.. zzz
Zutroyz: Got the wife in the finals this week, annual bragging rights at stake
beerent11: They?re not won in august either dredd.
Getup: Ok dredd will do
clay007: Sometimes they are not even won in September
soup: Roberts must have photos of John Longmire in a vulnerable position to waltz back into the team with this role
DANGERous: heeney 25% de lol
beerent11: Sidey a true pro.
Getup: Deliberate my alps
Dredd: Im not at all confident of winning the flag beer haha..
Yelse: all these insufficient attempts against the pies pathetic
Getup: Your sound like it dredd
soup: Shocking deliberate call.. game needs to have umpires with a bit of game sense
navy_blues: doesnt half sound like it Dredd
naicosfan: how is chad warner at 76% de, i swear hes missed all his targets
beerent11: Old dog teaching the young pup a few tricks tonight.
original: Pendles whining to the umpires again. Still! Shock
Dredd: ??? Totally sound like it lol..
soup: CD has him VC’ed naicos
clay007: Daicos 15 possessions, 33 pts, Gulden 6 38 pts. Hmm!
Dredd: Trust navy to jump in to try and beef things up.. never change lol haha
Getup: No beef dredd lions all the way mate 👍
clay007: Original, check your temperature man, you are one negative dude!
naicosfan: clay its complete bs hey, 10 contested 9 clearances
navy_blues: well its true dredd
naicosfan: surely 5 clangers and 46% de isnt that hard hitting
beerent11: Roberts worth a look next year
clay007: Naicos…I cannot make any sense in it. Then you look at Warner…wtf?
Dredd: Its more open then ever.. its whoever turns up on the day this year.. Dogs, Power, Giants, Dockers, Blues, Swans
naicosfan: not only that gulden is 50% de too
Dredd: Please quote what I said to make what your saying true navy.. i will wait
beerent11: Love it dredd
naicosfan: double the meters gained too
beerent11: What?s naicos de?
navy_blues: not the blues dredd they are gone
naicosfan: 46% beer
Getup: Haha blues classic
Ash777: 5 clangers for naicos and no tackles
navy_blues: you were talking bout swans not being flag favs basically saying bris are
OffaStep: As a non-owner facing off against a Gulden unique, it burns me that he somehow scraped a 39. Feels generous…
beerent11: There you go
Dredd: Out of a form a bit but not gone.. Port looked gone, Dogs the same.. just very little time to find it again
Getup: Same offa
naicosfan: gulden only 50 % beer
clay007: Beer…sometimes it is the optics, not the maths generated by a computer program.
Dredd: Well the odds say that arent flag favourites.. it’s facts no? No matter if it is us or the Dogs or someone else
OffaStep: Cheer on the S-Bot, Getup.
Dredd: Just a factual statement navy.. id have the dogs right up there tbh..
Getup: Yep offa
navy_blues: id still have swans fav myse
clay007: In my multi, I need Brisbane to win, can GWS win up there without Briggs?
navy_blues: myself
Dredd: Big O should have a field day Clay.. should result in Clearance dominance which is massive for us.. we should win
frenzy: phone must be running hot @ CD
clay007: I agree navy…I think the swans were finding footy boring, so far in front. They will lift when it matters
bhg26: I wouldnt navy
clay007: That is my thoughts dredd. Don’t tag Whitfield though dredd.
Dredd: Surely not navy.. 100+ pt loss a month out from finals.. struggling against a de goeyless pies..
Dredd: they lot a bit shot of confidence.. but form can change very quickly this year
Ash777: this ladder is crazy
Ash777: not even top spot is secure
Getup: Totally agree ash
Kidult: Top spot is secure for the Lions
Getup: Lipaaaa!!!
naicosfan: lovely goal
bhg26: Why the fuck would you punch it to the top of the square
Social: ah good evening home slices
Ash777: only if they dont lose any of the 3 remaining games
Hazza09: is gulden 38 low? just logged on
clay007: A win here and the pies back in the 9
naicosfan: its high, should be on 25 hazza
Yelse: i got a feeling even if pies win all 3 games we won’t make it still
Getup: Get to the 9 pies keep going 💪
frenzy: low on output hazza
bhg26: I dont enjoy watching us play now
naicosfan: this is amazing sidebottom
Kidult: Is Heeney delayed concussion?
Social: Dummkopf Schultz!
Dredd: Swans arent even locked into the 8 btw..
Getup: That it is yelse but gives a chance need others to lose
clay007: Shultz is shultzenhauzer.
Noxious: Kidult he’s possibly had a delayed concussion for like 6 weeks now by the looks of it
Getup: Goalllllll keep going pies 🥧
Diverse: Here comes the slide from Sydney
naicosfan: i cant believe we got cameron for free basically from the swams
clay007: Grundy concussed. He is going backwards and reminding the pies why we lost the 2019 prelim vs gws
Getup: Haha nox
bhg26: We’ve just become a laughing stock
Diverse: Go Lions.
Apachecats: Is blakey done?
Ash777: he’s on the ground apache
clay007: Nope apache
Apachecats: Nah ,back on and just took a mark.
Apachecats: Thanks lads.
Ash777: swans inside 50 kicking is something shocking
bhg26: What do you mean ash, our strategy of kicking to cox is working wonderfully
naicosfan: wtf are we doing
Noxious: Florent would have nightmares kicking from that spot
bhg26: Definitely had some practice from there noxious
Kidult: Send Daicos forward to a kick a few winners
Yelse: schultz is slow furken
Noxious: Didn’t want to celebrate too early haha
Noxious: Didn’t an adelaide player get done jumping forward on the mark and giving a 50 not long ago?
Raspel31: Feel the Swans can win this if they score more goals.#
Noxious: Elite call their Rasp
Noxious: There* fuck lol
naicosfan: coxy got a wedgy, free kick sydney
TheFilth: That’s profound Rapsel31
original: Go DCam you beast
TheFilth: Finally Shultz did something good
clay007: What was it filth, I blinked.
naicosfan: its a first filth lol
bhg26: Amartey sold his soul for that one game, looked hopeless since
Ash777: didn’t armartey just got back from concussion or something?
Yelse: Bhg blame horse for that taking him out before kicking his 10th
Getup: Sidey kick the goal legend
Yelse: siddey trying to earn another year on his contract
clay007: Sidearse has killed gulden. He loves the cheap possy, not getting it tonight.
Pavs: Heeney forward Parker on the ball. Need to change it up Horse
TheFilth: Geez – need to finish the job. Keeping the Swans in it
Kidult: Nice CP knock on from Daicos. Hopefully CD don’t miss it
navy_blues: agree pavs
bhg26: Feels like every time we fuck up we get punished, every time the other team fucks up we dont capitalise
Dredd: Missed poss for Roberts?
Getup: Ballllll!!!!
Dondeal: Braeden Campbell is a liability down back tonight
Dredd: Missed tackle for Roberts? Wake up CD
Noxious: Old boys can’t kick goals tonight
TheFilth: Flower…another miss
OffaStep: WTF did Gulden get for that little passage of power-poor play?
Yelse: Great night SC for me Grundy heeney gulden NDaicos
TheFilth: Thank you Bobby…
bhg26: Fucking embarrassing
sheezel420: You can feel Heeney about to unleash
Getup: Same yelse but who cares go pies!!
DANGERous: lift chad
Noxious: Same Yelse but I’ve also got Blakey so he’s my saving grace
Raspel31: Fat lady not singing yet bhg- handg tight.
Hazza09: gulden +8 for a butchered kick? wtf
Noxious: ‘Biggest margin in any of the quarters is right now, 21 points’ it was literally just 22 you spud BT
Pavs: Nope can’t feel that sheezel.
bhg26: Errol Chad and Heeney pull your fucking finger out
KangaBanga: is Grundy getting a HIA?
Number 8: 21 possies between Mills, Adams and Parker. Are Swans in heavy training load? Cos that’s not good enough.
original: Will fly give daicos coaches votes that?s all I wanna know
Apachecats: Nah Kanga just a wad of cottonwool up his snorkle.
clay007: Original…that is because you only deal with the negative. Flog!
Apachecats: Did yiu mean HIA or MIA ,plenty of them are MIA.
Dredd: Good to see Roberts got his missed possy.. need 110 please
clay007: I wonder that too Number 8
Social: Horse’s June Flag will fly proud in their new training facility
Apachecats: Fat lady yet?
naicosfan: great pressure lads
Raspel31: Fat lady now tuning up.
Ash777: McCartin having a mare of a mare
bhg26: Every year i get my hopes up, and a lot more often than not that hope gets obliterated
Noxious: No one’s won the flag yet, sydney still have time to pull it back together, their saving grace is how far up they were
naicosfan: who wouldve thought old sidebottom could do this job on gulden
KangaBanga: Gulden has been comprehensively pantsed by an old man
Noxious: Not to say they will lol but mathematically possible of course
Ash777: sydney have dons and adelaide to play
TheFilth: Cameron & Sidebottom great tonight
Yelse: don’t forget pies last year had a rough patch towards the end then won the flag
sheezel420: gulden soft as butter
original: Go you good thing DCam
Ash777: bit more of a soft patch for the swans yelse
Dredd: This is bigger than a rough patch Yelse.. didnt lose by 100+
Getup: Another deliberate haha bull shower
TheFilth: I still think Pies will miss finals – eveb if they win all their remaining H&A games. Probably need Blues to beat Hawks
naicosfan: parkers a flop
Yelse: lol to the umpires and all these frees
bhg26: Dont ever besmirch parker naicos
original: Parker back and they?ve only beaten north since. Hmm
TheFilth: Roberts looked like he was running on the spot…
naicosfan: in that situation i should say, was not hit in the head, been a great player for you
bhg26: Hes been sub for all of them original
Dredd: Roberts right in front of McDonald.. ignored.. again.. turnover.. deserve to lose for this patheticness swans
Getup: We need to win all games filth and results go our way but tonight definitely helps go pies 🥧
Raspel31: Wgat I like about this gane is that the team which kicks the most goals usually wins.
bhg26: You can say parker flopped, not that hes a flop
Yelse: pies need cats to beat freo too
Dredd: SC inflation?? what happened to all the scores haha
original: Lol final siren showing and everyone has scaled to use all the SC points. Interesting
TheFilth: Well done Maynard
bhg26: Even cd knows the games over dredd
Getup: That’s bullshower deliberate but they have called it all night
Yelse: this deliberate must be the rule of the week
bhg26: Fully expected that to be deliberate the way the umps are calling it
original: If they called that deliv just then from Heeney sheesh the crowd riot
Apachecats: yeah orinal ,a few will go backwards fron here.
TheFilth: Any kick off the ground that goes out is deliberate?
thommoae: Raspel do you need new script writer? Same material?
bhg26: Apparently filth
naicosfan: yeah and uncontested tap filth, by the looks of it
Social: The wording of rule is not deliberate but making your best effort to keep the ball in play
bhg26: At least hayward has busted his alps
TheFilth: Don’t stop now Pies – still plenty of time to go.
Raspel31: Yes thpmmmmm= thanks. Carn Swans.
naicosfan: too early to park the bus man
Ash777: game on
bhg26: Dont give me hope
bhg26: Another one
Ash777: omg
Social: You can blame BT for making people think it’s about “deliberate” out of bounds. Never was.
TheFilth: They are playing Rugby in Sydney – everyone is kicking for touch
bhg26: Balanced out at least
bhg26: Chad
Dredd: Pies gone from comeback kings to lead chokers..
Apachecats: Fat lady just choked.
original: DCam back on ball/ruck pls
original: That should have been a pies free
navy_blues: omg throw
bhg26: How is that not a throw
original: Defs a throw
TheFilth: Prior opportunity?
Dredd: Roberts sleeping.. wake up
bhg26: Great advantage
original: Dumb advantage choice
soup: Not really sleeping dredd. Just less cheap ball available given the pressure
DANGERous: lift errol
sheezel420: hard to lift from the bench danger
bhg26: Another one
TheFilth: Oh flower…ridiculous…
bhg26: And another one
Social: hit the boundary they said
Ash777: lol the umps are in red
Social: try keeping it in Farah Fawcett
original: Both correct calls
soup: I would give everything just to be like him
naicosfan: oh well its takes more than 3 quarters boys
bhg26: They pay 100 insufficient intents but not one kicking in danger all season
Noxious: Gulden lifted
TheFilth: Geez the umps are back in Swans colors…
pcaman2003: Is that enough lift DANGERous? Lol!
Manowar: Fly’s about to cry..lol
upweydons: Crap rule deliberate
navy_blues: lol
OffaStep: flower you, Gulden.
Dondeal: What a tap by Grundy
Noxious: Cox not deliberate but I’d say Moores was
bhg26: Agreed noxious
Apachecats: Boundary umpire??
Dredd: Out of bounds?
sheezel420: Moores definitely was
soup: Whoever said heeney was about to explode at 3QT must have a crystal ball
circle52: Nice recovery Heeney
bhg26: Asking them for lottery numbers soup
sheezel420: that was me, who was the cats guy who doubted heeney
beerent11: Heeney match winner if they get up
Pavs: Yep got a tingle now Sheezel
beerent11: Probably soup
original: Heeney a freak
beerent11: Apologies soup
Dredd: Stop cutting Roberts down :((
Apachecats: Heeney the hero.
original: Heeney freak
Dredd: Unreal Heeney.. some performance
TheFilth: 50 metres to McStay!!!
Dondeal: SC scores here at shot
Ash777: Karma pies ouch
navy_blues: lolol
Social: do your best to keep the ball in play and you’ve got nothing to whinge about
Manowar: suck it Collingwood losers, no finals for you!
bhg26: Oh my fucking god
navy_blues: thats why they are still flag favs
amigaman: Disgraceful umpiring
pcaman2003: Good fightback Swans from last weeks disaster.
Dredd: Hahaha goodnight Pies.. cya next year
bhg26: I now announce my 3-way marriage to Chad and Heeney
Apachecats: Best one man performance in last 1/4 from Heeney.
DaicosQB: kill yourself manowar
original: Heeney, Warner. DCam the top 3 imo
Swoop35: How was last week manowar
soup: It’s okay Collingwood. You still have that first rounder? Oh wait, you have them away? Must’ve traded for a great player
soup: See you next year daicosqb!
Ash777: North fans laughing hard at that non 50
Dondeal: Heeney basically was suuperman and his score did not move
Dredd: Scaling cooked earlier.. Heeney should be 145..
Noxious: Heeney and warner both 14 and a goal in the 4th wow
cookiemon72: Lollingwood
navy_blues: manowar dont mouth off to much
Number 8: How did Collingwood lose that? Yeeps.
EvilMonk: classic bunch of toxic cunts. Blues fans dead silent last week now talking shit.
Dondeal: CD have cocked it up bad
TheFilth: Blues aren’t finals standard Manowar.. no good being there if you can’t win..
naicosfan: crazy isnt it evil
Getup: Umpires absolute maggots all game flowering bullshit
naicosfan: club hasnt seen success in 30 years
naicosfan: sydney did what carlton couldnt last week
Number 8: That should have been 50 to McStay, umps just have to be better than that
Social: why wouldn’t you bring Richards on when the veterans were obviously spent
Dredd: Scaling gonna get some big adjustments
upweydons: Junk umpiring in the last quarter , def pro Syd
TheFilth: 250 Howie – congrats
Pavs: Glad i’m not Mrs bhg tonight.
bhg26: Chad Warner is my sunshine
Apachecats: lol pavs
Apachecats: happy for you bhg
Number 8: Looks like Pies are one and done
soup: Do I burn my last trade to avoid daicos 61?
naicosfan: we should rest up our players for next year
Getup: I’m done afl is rigged 😤 wanted syd to win tonight umps hang your head in shame
Pavs: Can you leave it until Sunday Soup and see how you are going?
TheFilth: Played like millionaires in the 3rd qtr – should have sealed the game but missed easy shots
amigaman: Always like this against Sydney in Sydney
Dredd: I agree Naicos.. put the que in the rack
TheFilth: Cox…deliberate…LOL – back to the drawing board for the rules committee…
soup: Only until Geelong play as I’ll be moving humphries back via DPP pavs.
TheFilth: Play the kids for the last few games Pies
TheFilth: Go Lions – hope you win the flag Dredd
Getup: Absolutely bullshit 26-15 frees no 50 at the end everything out of us deliberate but don’t pay holding the ball to them?
Dredd: Thought we would be the last team any pies fan would want to win the flag haha but thanks mate, hope its our year