Ranking every NFL team's alternate helmet, from Eagles' Kelly green to Packers' lack of imagination

For nearly a decade, we were stuck in a dimension where NFL throwback helmets barely existed.

A 2013 league rule limiting teams to a single primary helmet meant designs like Pat Patriot or the Steelers’ yellow lids had to be mothballed. That changed in 2022, allowing nature to heal in the form of old school appearances and new, bold ventures into unique colors and designs. The majority of the NFL’s 32 teams have added an alternate helmet in the years since, with teams like the Baltimore Ravens, Minnesota Vikings and New York Giants jumping into the mix this fall.

And, because it’s July and we’re still a month away from even exhibition football, it’s time to wade into a subjective argument about which ones are best.

For this ranking, I’m only using recent alternate helmet designs — so while the throwbacks of the 1990s have merit, I’m only going to try and run with things we’re liable to see on the field this fall or beyond. And here’s where I’ll mention the obscene helpfulness of the Gridiron Uniform Database, which is invaluable for sparking stupid debates like the 32 I’m set to wade into.

Let’s talk best extra helmets, from bold shots that debuted to universal acclaim and others that just sorta exist. And remember, this is all subjective and my forte is quarterback value, not fashion, so it’s entirely possible I am very, very wrong.