Man United are a monster of mediocrity whose player culture is rotten to its arrogant, hedonistic core. The dignified way to go is to sack Erik ten Hag now, writes OLIVER HOLT

OLIVER HOLT: I have never seen a United side look more like a rabble, a disorganised band of demotivated, disinterested divas than they appeared at Selhurst Park on Monday evening.