DIMM techies weren’t allowed to leave the building until proven to not be pilferers

Who knew a script could make RAM re-appear?

On Call  Another Friday is upon us, and The Register understands some of you would rather not retain memories of the last week. That's why we offer another instalment of On Call, our reader-contributed column that revives your happier recollections of wreaking revenge on colleagues who caused you tech support trauma.…