SUP Magazine: Man's Penis Gets Stuck to Icy Sidewalk During Bar Fight

Many of us grew up with the 1983 holiday comedy A Christmas Story as a cautionary tale as to why you should never stick a sensitive body part onto an icy surface. Case in point, a man involved in a bar altercation in Canada recently learned the hard way that this isn't just an urban legend. TMZ obtained exclusive photos that were reportedly taken from outside the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray, Alberta early on Sunday, Jan. 12, in which first responders ...