I'm With Her-On-Her!
Radio host Rush Limbaugh wants you to believe that the LGBT community is shallow, stupid, and sex-driven. When old photos of a nude Melania Trump were splashed all over the New York Post earlier this week, Rush rushed to share his thoughts on what effect the erotic photos would have on the election. "And today, there are -- these are, what would you call, girl-on-girl -- I think is the, yes -- nude, girl-on-girl photos with Melania and other women," he said, "I think this probably might wrap up the LGBT vote for Trump. You never know how these things are seen. You never know."
Let's play out the scenario that Rush is painting: I, a gay man and a Hillary Clinton supporter, walk into my local Wawa convenience store to order myself a hoagie. As I walk past the rack of newspapers on the way to the sandwich counter, my eye is immediately drawn to a naked, sexy Melania Trump with another naked woman. "Wow!" I mutter to myself, "I am gay but these photos are so hot! I am so horny right now. Forget the fact that I am attracted to men. Forget the fact that nude photos of a candidate's wife have nothing to do with a candidate's qualifications to be president. Forget my hoagie! The only thing I can think about right now is changing my vote! Forget "I'm With Her!" Today I declare: I'm With Her-On-Her!" A trans woman and a lesbian are nearby and, upon hearing my outburst, join me in ogling the newspaper - you know, because LGBT salivate over anything remotely homosexual. "There are no political issues more important to us than these photographs! We're With Her-On-Her, too!" Yay! Lust wins!
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Let's play out the scenario that Rush is painting: I, a gay man and a Hillary Clinton supporter, walk into my local Wawa convenience store to order myself a hoagie. As I walk past the rack of newspapers on the way to the sandwich counter, my eye is immediately drawn to a naked, sexy Melania Trump with another naked woman. "Wow!" I mutter to myself, "I am gay but these photos are so hot! I am so horny right now. Forget the fact that I am attracted to men. Forget the fact that nude photos of a candidate's wife have nothing to do with a candidate's qualifications to be president. Forget my hoagie! The only thing I can think about right now is changing my vote! Forget "I'm With Her!" Today I declare: I'm With Her-On-Her!" A trans woman and a lesbian are nearby and, upon hearing my outburst, join me in ogling the newspaper - you know, because LGBT salivate over anything remotely homosexual. "There are no political issues more important to us than these photographs! We're With Her-On-Her, too!" Yay! Lust wins!
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