#NewYearsResolutionIn5Words: Keeping it Short & Funny in 2015

Every year we promise ourselves we’ll achieve new goals, be it getting a new job, eating healthier, working out more or quitting smoking. But we all know that things don’t always pan out as we plan. So tonight let’s take a look at some funny resolutions for the new year, instead of dwelling on the ones we abandoned on January 2, 2015.