Weird stuff on the internet? Thanks Fark

Here are five baffling stories from one of our favorite sites on the internet! Fark is like waking up and realizing you are still on acid.

• Rabid bat attacks woman cleaning a swimming pool, biting her in the neck. Neighbors say they were vlad it wasn't them
• If you are thinking about getting bitten by a rattlesnake this weekend, make sure and carry $50,000 with you when you go to the hospital
• Yet another video-game auction falls afoul of eBay's 'You can't sell human blood' bright-line rule
• French tourists call Queensland police to shoot the scary spiders in their campervan, unaware of the two-meter scrub python on their back seat
• Man hit by blow dart in drive by shooting. Police seek information...if only they spoke Hovitos