NSFW Lesbosexy “Sunday” Thinks Intercourse is Funny | Autostraddle
Gender is actually hot. But also, kinda amusing. Like, a great deal a lot funnier than it appears to be on terrible teevee or in porn films in which people are all in the pool like, “hey what’s going on let’s do something serious/naked regarding the billiard table later” or “let’s smear pancake batter over one another’s nipples and lick it off as if that’s not the stupidest/funniest thing of them all actually.” Men and women are naked and rolling around staying their hands and tongues in both. That’s truly funny.
But listed here is the fact: like THE REST ON THE INTERNET, it is hard to locate great links about lesbian sex that is not straight porn, let alone FUNNY lesbian sex. Therefore kids, golf ball’s in your courtroom.
Do you have any funny/embarassing/ridiculous sex tales to talk about? SHARE THEM INTO THE OPINIONS!
The Effin’ Dykes Guide to Cunnilingus
: ”
Cunnilingus â You’re Carrying It Out Wrong
.” (@sexyisforeverybody)
I will be Getting An Illegal Pervert
: ”
Did you ever hear that benefit of exactly how a man reaches their sexual top inside the later part of the adolescents, and a female achieves hers inside her mid-30s? Really, i am sure that’s true because I am a 33 year-old woman and am quickly becoming an illegal pervert.”
(@thoughtcatalog)
rightocaito via queerbrownxx.tumblr.com
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Porn For Straight Girls: Well, That Is One Good Way To Offer Your Artwork
:
“i love “Art School Dykes” because it’s had gotten a few of the funniest reasons for having right porn, including bad discussion, overblown acting and beautiful pubic hair, while being filled up with amazing tattooed girl-on-pierced-girl action and honestly enthusiastic orgasmic shrieking.
(@fleshbot)
Photos You Should Not Masturbate Toward:
Fingernails are cut within this gallery. (
@jezebel
)
The 11 Best/Worst Vagina Tattoos of All Time
: it is a thing. (@buzzfeed)
European countries Through Back Door
:
“Like a direct guy just who thinks obtaining a colonic will change him gay (Meghan states guys have actually really stressed aloud about this), I fear that anything terrible can happen basically allow any person get near my personal butt.”
(@effin’dykes)
DAR: A Super Girly Top Secret Comic Diary
,
by Erica Moen (@dar)
Initial rule of
Jane Austen’s Combat Club
isâ¦
Recall once we gave you
8 procedures Any female usually takes for a Girl to Sleep Over
? Maybe read this 1 once again.
Autostraddle Anonymous Masturbator Evaluation no. 1: This Large Imperial Strap-On
It’s our initial
Autostraddle Anonymous Sextoy Assessment
! During the last 2-3 many years, we’ve been propositioned usually by dildo businesses questioning when we’d love to examine their particular model in exchange for, you are aware, their toys. In 2011, besides “saying yes on gown” we’re stating sure for the adult sex toys!
A number of these companies which sell
Dial our adult Toys
don’t realize that we’re homos, and will probs never wish to send us anything again. This is where we’re starting these days, with a toy we pawned off at a dinner celebration yesterday. It happens. This can probably be the funniest one because it’s silly.
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Grooved G-Spot Strap On From Theirtoys.com
We’re able ton’t bring ourselves to truly use the
Grooved G-Spot Strap-On
through the
Strap-On
portion of this amazing TheirToys
Sex Toys
Internet Site.
The “harness” might actually be made from worn-out lingerie flexible hence heinous plastic packaging that’s impossible to open up, despite scissors.
There seemed to be NO FUCKING WAY that shit had been coming anywhere near my personal soft tender areas and/or epidermis of my personal internal legs.
So “over the garments” will be the only way going â we did that and helpfully took some photos for you personally:
Therefore we’ve got this big
Purple Dildo Monster
(that plan calls “a dong”) totally inadequate harness support, therefore it is very loose and floppy. No control at all! in addition the “O band” is almost at the waist. How can you fuck someone from waist?
The bottom of the dildo is supposed becoming a suction mug so you can “place it toward floor, wall surface, or tile, plus it continues to be placed!” which is obviously important over like, “you may use this to fuck girls!” Nonetheless it ended up being curved from shape without any sucking whatsoever. As “Jane” said,
“how was we meant to have intercourse because of the floor today?”
Just how undoubtedly.
The dildo may not be an overall reduction if you’re into huge and long. We’re able to possibly report straight back on that later. The good thing is the fact that referring with a blindfold! You don’t need to take a look at what you are performing or perhaps the little bit of trash you are doing it with. Thank goodness!
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