What Is Bryan Johnson Doing on ‘The Kardashians’?

The Kardashian-Broligarch relations are only growing stronger. First they cozied up to Elon Musk, then they had Mark Zuckerberg wearing Kim Kardashian’s name across his chest, and now, they seem to have aligned themselves with Bryan Johnson, a billionaire who’s in pursuit of eternal youth and won’t stop talking about his erections. Seriously.

In a new episode of The Kardashians, Kim, Khloé Kardashian, and Kris Jenner sat down for dinner with the biohacker — and Andrew Huberman, too — to discuss his anti-aging hacks and Kim’s aspirations of living forever, or at the very least keeping her skin tight and wrinkle-free. During their encounter, Johnson told the Kardashian clan that he was able to improve his nighttime erections to be better than an average 18-year-old’s. Apparently frequent boners while you sleep are a good marker of biological age, a number that Johnson has spent millions and millions on keeping as low as possible. Seems excessive.

While this isn’t the first time Johnson has talked enthusiastically about erections — he spoke about the health of his boners compared to his 19-year-old son’s with Interview magazine — it still feels like a weird topic to broach over a bland meal with strangers. “I have no idea what to do with that information but good for you, Bryan,” Khloé said in her confessional. Ditto. More weirdness ensued, with Kim complimenting Johnson on the whites of his eyes and the group taking a shot of olive oil together. Is this what rich people do at parties?

Maybe this meeting of the minds was all a scheme to get Johnson to shoot a NikeSKIMS ad in the future. I’m fine with that, as long as he keeps his erection out of it.