Inside Clive Palmer's Trumpettes of Patriots Party

In an exclusive Independent Australia report, following is the transcript from the groundbreaking marketing meeting that kicked off Clive Palmers latest political extravaganza, Trumpettes of Patriots, launched with 25 million, resplendent, yellow vuvuzelas.

* CAMPAIGN MANAGER (CM): Okay lads, so, bloody Matt in accounting forgot to lodge the papers to register UAP in time.

Also, the Titanic