5 sports team owners who should totally buy TikTok

The deadline for TikTok to be sold is fast approaching — if the social media app owned by ByteDance isn’t sold by January 19, it’s going to be shut down by the United States government.

So there’s a lot of speculation over who could do it. Mr. Beast? Elon Musk?

No. We here at For The Win think it needs to be a sports team owner, because … well, I don’t know, they know how to run stuff. And it’s not just any sports team owner. We need the ones who will get it and not run TikTok into the ground.

Here are five candidates: