The Weed Belongs To The Spider Monkey In The Onesie, Officer, I Swear. It's His Rolls-Royce, Too
Generally speaking, you shouldn’t break the law, but if you insist, it’s a good idea to remember the Jalopnik Law: commit only one crime at a time. One California man chose to ignore that advice Monday night and was reportedly speeding in his Rolls-Royce Ghost when officers pulled him over. They then proceeded to…