Elton John Reveals He Lost Vision From Eye Infection
Elton John, singer famed for “Tiny Dancer” and “Rocket Man,” announced to a theater audience that he had lost his sight, risking his ability to record new music. What do you think?
“It’s a good thing music is sounds.”
Moe Birk, Professional Interviewee
“Yet another white musician stealing from Black artists.”
Izzy Dobbs, Doll Carver
“He’s blind? I always thought he was gay?”
Thom Campbell, Lathe Sharpener
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