Trump taps 'Road Rules' has-been to run the nation's roads

Donald Trump on Monday nominated former MTV "Real World" contestant, current Fox News host, and congressional quitter Sean Duffy as transportation secretary.

Duffy has zero qualifications for the job. He has no experience in the transportation field, which he’d be tasked with regulating and improving as head of the DOT. Maybe Trump picked him because he won both “Road Rules: All Stars” and “Real World/Road Rules: Battle of the Seasons,” both of which have “road” in the title.

“He will prioritize Excellence, Competence, Competitiveness and Beauty when rebuilding America’s highways, tunnels, bridges and airports,” Trump said in a statement, which unnecessarily capitalized numerous words. “He will ensure our ports and dams serve our Economy without compromising our National Security, and he will make our skies safe again by eliminating DEI for pilots and air traffic controllers.”