Beyond Comprehension: Harris’s $20 Million Plus, Trump’s Cabinet, Peace of Mind
Are you feeling the peace of mind I am? For a year, we have been through so much angst. Another Trump prosecution every day. Another Trump felony conviction every week. Here we were, hoping to elect him for the second (or third) time but worrying whether he even would be in prison during the campaign. Would they lock him up for a year?
The media ran interference for Biden, with Kamala assuring us that Joe was the sharpest knife in the drawer — even though we knew that the Easter Bunny could not be wrong. They were calling Trump a “felon,” the disturbance of Jan. 6 an “insurrection,” and Kamala Harris “thoughtful.” We knew they were lying through their teeth, but we still sweated nervously because, regardless of whether we say it out loud, we intuitively know that half the country are idiots.
That’s just a fact.
In a country where voters actually can be persuaded to make the most important decision of their lives — who will be their president — based on the recommendations of Taylor Swift, Cardi B, and dimwits even below their wattage, truly half the country must be idiots.
We aggravated. A biased judge presiding over a biased case brought by a biased District Attorney, in a biased district, supplied a biased jury that helped supply 34 fraud convictions. We saw through it, but would the other 50 percent, especially given the lying media’s one-sided reporting? Meanwhile, the corrupt trial kept our guy confined to the area adjacent to New York City, preventing him from campaigning in swing states. The fix was in.
And yet, the lemonade thing: If Hizzoner, the Democrat Stooge won’t let you campaign in Pennsylvania and Michigan, gain national attention pursuing the Hispanic vote in The Bronx, the Black vote in Harlem, and the White vote on the Jersey Shore (the home of J-Woww, Mike “Da Situation,” and Snooki) and also Americans with measurable IQs.
Our guy did not really crush Biden in that debate because Biden beat him to it in Minute 13, crushing himself. A miracle! And then Pelosi and her thugs did to Biden what she previously tried doing to Trump through two failed impeachments — regicide. They killed Biden. They broke him. They came in for the kill just when he was hit with COVID, at his weakest.
He infamously had told Colorado Sen. Michael Bennett the night of the State of the Union, unaware he was on a “hot mic,” that he had decided to bring Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to D.C. for a “Come to Jesus” browbeating. Yet, on the very day that Netanyahu ultimately arrived at the Capitol to successfully address a joint session of Congress, it was Biden who was encircled by Democrat leaders for the “Come to Jesus” browbeating that terminated him.
Nevertheless, we did not exactly celebrate. We eagerly had been anticipating November, for Biden to lead the Democrats down in flames, maybe even see us flip the Democrat seats in red Montana and Ohio, giving us a 52–48 GOP Senate majority, along with West Virginia. (We did not really dare imagine taking Pennsylvania, too.) But then all our hopeful expectations shifted amid the bloodless palace coup, as Pelosi & Fiends emerged with Kamala Harris as Queen-in-Waiting.
Initial polls saw Harris gaining as much as 5 points overnight from an energized electorate relieved that Biden was sent to pasture, and not for breeding. In a day, the media that had been singing Biden’s praises — sharp as ever, and age not a factor — turned shamelessly and declared that Harris was (1) the answer to Biden’s dementia and that (2) she was precisely the answer to old-man Trump because age is everything.
The adulation of Harris crescendoed soon after at the Democratic National Convention (DNC), highlighted by Ocasio taking the rostrum and bringing the throngs to their feet. Speaker after speaker described Harris as the smartest, most politically deft, wisest, sharpest, toughest, most accomplished, most insightful mind in America — a person of color, a person of menstruation gender, a child of India, a person of destiny, a legend before her time.
They stood and cheered wildly for her husband, the Embodiment of the New Masculinity, as he proudly described how he, born of Jewish parents, accompanies his wife to church on Easter, while she cooks him dinner on Passover. The religious inspiration was awe-inspiring. Democrats, in convention assembled, did not even mind that this Embodiment of the New Masculinity previously had knocked up his child’s nanny and schoolteacher, thereby destroying his first marriage, and later publicly slapped his next woman partner, Jane, on a date after the divorce. (Democrats would save their outrage for Pete Hegseth later who is accused of identical behavior.) (READ MORE: $1 Billion Raised, $20 Million in Debt, $1 Million for Oprah’s Endorsement)
The polls grew concerning. Her replacement of Doddering Joe had elevated her. Then the three days of DNC laudatory speeches — even the Royal Obamas and Clintons praised her glory — rocketed her numbers into the stratosphere. Then she and two ABC shills dominated the only 3-on-1 Cage Match the media were able to foist on Trump. On top of that she raised One . . . Billion . . . Dollars.
I kept publishing in this very outlet that we must be patient. It would dissipate. A political society comprised of an equal number of morons and sophisticates blows with the wind. The jump in polls after a State of the Union address or a national convention tends to be like a dose of Vicodin (codeine with ibuprofen) or Norco (codeine with acetaminophen) — a wonderful high for four hours, dissipating slowly for the next two hours, and then reverting back to the pain of six hours ago. I advised readers to remain steady and patient. Once people actually get to hear her speak, she will go “dud” as she did in 2020 when she began the Democrat primaries with Trump-like crowds and ended a few days later miraculously overspent and out of money, unable to linger even for the opening round, the Iowa Caucuses.
Her handlers knew what we knew: to know her is to dump and abandon her (e.g. the Honorable Willie Brown). Therefore, she strategically hid in plain sight, as Doddering Joe did in 2020. She left it to CNN’s shills and the MSNBC Maddows and Sharptons and Joy (Joy?) Reids to campaign for her. A billion dollars meant she could afford so much more this time than when she overspent and ran out of cash before Iowa in 2020.
Endorsements came in from everywhere. The influential Taylor Swift, an icon for managing money wisely to live well even in the Biden-Harris economy. Bruce Springsteen (though it was Billy Joel who had sung about desperately needed Allentown). The intellectually overpowering and compelling Cardi B. The all-knowing Oprah. The spiritual man of the cloth, Reverend Al Sharpton (Tawana Brawley was unavailable). She got Joy Reid to interview her, CBS to doctor her pointless word salads, The View to lob softballs she still could not catch, and NBC to showcase her on Friday Night Live days before the election. (Or is it Saturday Night Live? Not sure. I haven’t watched it for decades since Belushi, Aykroyd, Radner, Larraine Newman, Miller, Carvey, Hartman, and Murray moved on, pilfering the show’s smart humor with them.)
And if we weren’t ill at ease enough, some crackerjack Iowa pollster who never is wrong unilaterally awarded that state, thought to be heavily Republican by double digits (which it indeed remains), to Harris by 3 points. While some other character was bolstered by all the mainstream media as the Ultimate Guru whose secret formula of special “Keys” had made his predictions correct for all but one of the past 10,000 years had determined from his tea leaves (so to speak) that Harris had it in the tea bag. For a final wince, some jackass of a “comedian” referred to Puerto Rico’s actual garbage crisis in a way that invited Harris’s shills to paint Trump as a racist, fascist, Nazi, and Hitler. Not even a Neo-Nazi, by the way, but a Proto-Nazi.
So much to be wary about. But Biden, the gift that never stopped giving, came through one last time in the clutch, calling us all “garbage.” The Iowa poll proved a farce. Joe Rogan and Dana White mattered more than Oprah and Taylor Swift. The Washington Post and L.A. Times, for the first time in forever, just couldn’t bring themselves to put their Kamala preference in writing. The One Billion Dollar bankers started demanding repayment on Harris’s unpaid $20 million overdraft. Colbert, Kimmel, and Stewart showed how funny they truly are when speaking off-script without their comedy writers’ texts on their teleprompters.
We won anyway — not only the Electoral College but even the popular vote — even without cherished “Republicans, past and present,” like Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, a few angry generals who gave us the Afghanistan withdrawal, Joe Scarborough, and Anna Navarro.
And we marvel.
She went through A Billion Dollars in the time of a summer vacation. She bought political endorsements, just like sneaker and car campaigns — Oprah, a million to her company, and Al “Tawana Brawley” Sharpton,$ 500,000 to his. Think of all her small donors, the less wealthy and young people, who gave five bucks and ten bucks of hard-earned weekend jobs and federal and state monthly “entitlements” (i.e. handouts) learning that their blood money went to enrich Oprah and Pogrom Al.
We can breathe easier and almost enjoy the moment. The only thing that can disrupt our vacation is if we misstep. Like with two or three regretful cabinet appointments…
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