Van Orden Fails Wisconsin Farmers Again
Representative Drunken Van Orden (Nearest bar stool - WI) loves to brag about how much he loves Wisconsin farmers and how much he does to help them every step of the way. However, those boasts are just the alcohol talking.
In reality, Drunken Uncle has failed them at every turn. Most notably, his refusal to get the farm bill passed before going on recess to lie to the voters about how productive he's been.
But there's more. There's always more.
In a new report, DVO has apparently has decided that his boorish and belligerent behaviors are not just for Senate pages, teenaged library assistants or White House aides anymore. He has now acted the fool towards some farmers who are also his constituents. Farmers Dylan Bruce and Darin Von Ruden flew to Washington, D.C. and were eager to meet with DVO since he claimed to be so pro-farmer. They wanted to discuss the farm bill and some other concerns they had. However, they got the DVO treatment instead:
But when Bruce asked Van Orden questions about the farm bill and the CBO report, he said, it seemed to set the congressman off.