Nick Sirianni’s explanation for shaving his head after Eagles’ bye shows he’s out of good ideas

The Philadelphia Eagles entered the 2024 season with Super Bowl expectations. Instead, through a month of play, the Eagles have looked as uneven as it gets. A nonexistent pass rush has hung the Philadelphia secondary out to dry, Jalen Hurts looks like a shell of himself as a passer, and Nick Sirianni seems as if he’s at his wit’s end.

But … the Eagles are still just 2-2 coming out of their bye week. There’s still plenty of time for them to turn it around. All they have to do is change the vibes.

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According to Sirianni, shaving his head is part of that grand vibes-shift plan.

Uh, sure. Whatever:

Nick Sirianni shaved his head, ready to come out of the bye

“I know we've done the right things to put ourselves in position this week. We'll keep tinkering with different things to try to put our guys in position. We did different drills. We had a couple different things with… pic.twitter.com/jRBmUKgA3M

— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) October 13, 2024

What a rote, cliche way of explaining how you and your players are apparently new men now. I already thought this a while ago, but it seems pretty clear that Sirianni is all out of ideas if shaving his head to shift the energy is one of the cards in his hand.