OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE ACADEMY OF BUNTING SCIENCES

11.10.2024 05:29

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COLUMBUS, OH - ACADEMY OF BUNTING SCIENCES

~~ the lettering is so beautiful that you cry for five minutes before continuing ~~

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR OF RESEARCH

The Academy of Bunting Sciences is now an accredited institution.

We are now accepting bets on whether or not the Office of Post-Secondary Education sends us a very confused letter.

COLUMBUS, OH - ACADEMY OF BUNTING SCIENCES

~~ how the actual hell did they get vellum? are you kidding me? ~~

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR OF RESEARCH