Yellowstone Visitor Suffers Third-Degree Burns While Walking In Thermal Area
A 60-year-old woman received third-degree burns while walking her dog off-trail in Yellowstone National Park thermal area, the incident occurring when she broke through a thin crust above “scalding water.” What do you think?
“This is exactly why I left Earth.”
Lara Wallach, Corporate Mortician
“Nature better lawyer up!”
Grant Benson, Cracker Salter
“That should satisfy the gods for the rest of the year.”
Tomas Zudoffsky, Saw Sharpener
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