Oh Yeah, They Tried To Kill Trump...I Forgot About That
You might think that an attempt to shoot the president - okay, the former president and likely the next one, but you know what I mean - would be a big deal. And you might think that two attempts to shoot him in the space of a couple of months might be an even bigger deal. But you would be wrong. They are no deal at all, and that's not a good thing. Not at all.