MAGA Can't Handle The Spice Penzeys Is Bringing
As the gentle reader will recall, Kamala Harris took a break from debate prep to stop at a Penzey's spice shop in Pittsburgh to pick up a few things. Right wingers, led by Fox, had a meltdown that she would dare to shop at the "meanest spice shop" in the world. Even the Orange Shitgibbon got in on the act, even though, as usual, he didn't know what the hell he was talking about:
Instead of being intimidated, Bill Penzey said he found it amusing and he was glad for the attention because it helped him get the word out even more.
MAGA responded by threatening a boycott, saying they were going to throw out the seasoning that they had already bought and being mean to the business on Yelp. Their tantrum met with almost as much success as when they wanted a boycott in 2016 and business shot up 135%.