U.N. Chief Calls Gaza Death Toll Worst He’s Seen
Saying Gaza had experienced the worst death and destruction he had seen in his nearly eight-year tenure, U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres demanded an end to the hostilities and offered U.N. support for any ceasefire. What do you think?
“Yeah, but as the head of the U.N., he has to say stuff like that.”
Piers Kaplan, Noise Meterman
“Smart—flatter Netanyahu, and he might agree to a deal.”
Gloria Maceda, Nun Biographer
“I wonder who had the best death toll.”
Dan Patla, Chocolate Grader
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