Bellamy cruelly holding Storm to ransom - and theyre not complaining one bit

There are only two viable options for any lost soul seeking guidance: the Melbourne Storm or Scientology. Both offer redemption, both are cults full of shady practices, and both brainwash their subjects to believe stuff like Dianetics and the 07 and 09 premierships are actually real. But despite the eerie similarities between the two, there []