Kennedy Jr's new mission: Saving America from imaginary sky poison

Bobby Junior, renowned for his environmental "activism" that once involved sawing off whale heads and dumping bear cub carcasses in Central Park, is eagerly eyeing the role of Secretary of Chemtrail Eradication in convicted felon Donald's future administration.

Junior—or more accurately, the brain worms piloting the withered husk that bears his name—claims he learned about chemtrails from none other than Hollywood's most esteemed authority on atmospheric science: actor Woody Harrelson. — Read the rest

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