Trump and Vance use rally to whine about conspiracies and 'mean tweets'

On Wednesday, Donald Trump rolled into Asheboro, North Carolina, with running mate JD Vance in tow, and staged his first outdoor rally since the failed attempt on his life in July.

Speaking from behind bulletproof glass, Vance used his opening-act timeslot to awkwardly attack the elusive “them” for “whining about Donald Trump's mean tweets.” Then he unveiled his latest attempt at pretending to be a regular guy. 

“Mean tweets and world peace has a pretty nice ring to it,” he said, “and I think we oughta bring it right back.”

Oof.