Opinion: Sorry Joe, Kamala Has Found a Younger, Better Version of You with Tim
Have you ever been trying to get over a break-up (read: inconsolable, eating only deli meat, refreshing your Instagram like a gambling addict at a slot machine) only to discover your ex just started dating a younger, hotter version of you? No? Right, me neither.
But I'm an empath, so I can only imagine that’s how President Joe Biden must be feeling this morning as he learns of his Vice President—and current presidential candidate—Kamala Harris’ own pick for the veepstakes. Studying Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz’ smile as it lights up his sweet, sun-damaged face, strands of wispy white hair waving in the wind like fields of wheat as dad jokes roll effortlessly off his tongue, all I can think is, dang, Joe Biden just got First Wives Club-bed.
I mean, sure, Biden and Walz aren’t exactly the same. One is Catholic, one is Lutheran. But can anyone really tell the difference?