Kyle Walker paid £48k for Lauryn Goodman's wardrobes - I hope they led to Narnia

Will Joey Essex really retire from reality? Which superstar singer goes by the porn name "Crystal T*ts"? Could Katie Price be thrown in jail? and just what exactly do Lauryn Goodman's £48,000 wardrobes really look like? Join Daily Mirror Columnist Jessica Boulton for Jess Saying, her no-holds barred, witty deep dive into the scandalous showbiz week.....