Sweet Angel Kitty Babies Go Num Num Num On Mommy’s Corpse
MINNETONKA, MN—Telling reporters that the three little bois had sooooo much fun the last few days, police announced Thursday that a missing woman had been discovered after her two sweet angel kitty babies went num num num on her corpse. “At 10 a.m., investigators found the victim unresponsive and noted that her feline…