Now you can get news on your vape

Vaping and doomscrolling are both addictive and both bad for you, so why not combine the two? Because look, here’s a touchscreen vape that gets news alerts.

You’re still looking at Twitter to get your news? That’s cool I guess. Me? I get it on my vape pic.twitter.com/PHZi022tXf

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) July 17, 2024

No way we got twitter on my vape pic.twitter.com/Nnaz5fp0Lt

— Jimmer Fredette (@jimfredette32) July 5, 2024

The Swype 30K has a 2.01″ touchscreen and Bluetooth connection to sync with and deliver notifications from your smartphone. (It also has a Find My Phone function.) “There’s a lot to keep you busy when you own this vape,” a reviewer at online vape store EightVape notes. It retails for $19 and is designed to be thrown away.