Cone-troversy At Burning Man: Kiwi Coneheads Rally Behind Coney McConeface Amidst NZ's Anti-Cone Crusade

In a grand gesture of cone solidarity, the Guardians have commissioned a monumental tribute to these maligned marvels: Coney McConeface. This 18-metre colossus, set to be unveiled at Burning Man 2024, will serve as a beacon of hope for cones everywhere.