Election merch madness! Labour bucket hat, Tory baseball cap or a babygro for your vote?

There’s little that brings more joy than a quick study of political merch, so often a riveting insight into the Little Britain capabilities of party marketing teams. Tory superfans can snap up caricature Toby jugs (£28.95) of all previous leaders from Churchill to Johnson. Note, Liz Truss and Sunak have yet to find themselves immortalised in a kitsch ceramic. You could also sup tea from the world’s most boring mug, which is inscribed with the snore-slogan of “Clear plan, bold action, secure future”.