A painstaking breakdown of the extremely ridiculous Red One trailer
The first trailer for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Christmas movie Red One is finally here, and man, is it something. Chris Evans co-stars in this action-adventure about badass, buff Santa (J.K. Simmons) getting kidnapped. The North Pole’s head of security Callum Drift (Johnson) has to team up with a shady tracker Jack…