Trump Glitches Out When Calling For Biden To Undergo Mental Acuity Test
Donald Trump hosted a Turning Point USA rally in Detroit, Michigan, where he sounded (I know this will surprise you) like an absolute nutcase. The former reality TV show star turned President turned convicted felon spun tales of a world collapsing with President Joe Biden at the helm. He told of inflation (inflation is way down, by the way), and "China is on the march." Oh, scary! I'm afraid, and I need a hug. Any volunteers? Nope, I thought not.
The Twice Impeached One said he thinks Biden should take a mental acuity test, then explained that Texas Rep. Drunky McDrunkerson said he was the healthiest President he'd seen in eleventy bazillion years. If you've ever wondered if there's anything worse than Donald J. Trump, Rep. Ronny Jackson proved it's his followers.
"Doc Ronny Johnson," Lumpy said while confusing the Texas Republican with who the fuck knows. "Does anyone know Ronny Johnson?"
Note: No, you stupid fuck, because that's not Ronny Jackson's name.
"He was the White House doctor, and he said I was the healthiest president he feels in history, so I liked him very much immediately," Lumpy added.
Sure, Drunky is totally credible, especially when he said, “I told the President that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old."
Sure thing, buddy. When writing about this fool, I always try to put in this tidbit of information: