Mark Andrews: Why I won't be celebrating National Barbecue Week

By the time you read this, you will probably have heard whoever is presenting the weather forecast – apparently we’re not supposed to call them ‘weathergirls’ any more – wittering on about something called ‘meteorological summer’.

Which doesn’t exist. Look out of the window. Does it look like summer to you? And if it does, that’s the weather-person’s fault as well.