OPINION - Mewing will not make you more attractive to women, young men

At last, the thing that will save young men from suicide, feminism, masturbation and post-structuralism: mewing. Not meowing, though you wouldn’t be surprised if that were proposed as a solution These Days. No, mewing: the practice of putting your tongue flat to the roof of your mouth — keeping tension with the tip of your tongue against your teeth — in order to build up your facial muscles and fashion a square, chiselled jaw.