How Tim Walz Can Take Down J.D. Vance—in the Nicest Possible Way
Like many who enjoy dunking on J.D. Vance, I hope Tim Walz uses tonight’s debate to stunt on J.D. like a white man who installed a lower-than-reg-hoop on his garage. I suspect that Walz would also enjoy 90 minutes of screwing J.D.’s tiny little face into every own goal the emo boy has ever committed. The gleam in Walz’s eye when he makes a direct reference to one of Vance’s many trips into the uncanny valley is a rare flaw in the Minnesotan’s almost supernatural level of appeal. (I mean, only... Читать дальше...